PLEASE SILENCE YOUR CELL PHONES
Think I could use this as a “Please silence your cell phones” announcement at church? I totally want to. +PJT
FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU CAN’T KEEP UP WITH SOMEONE YOU LOOK UP TO//
I LOVE the Back To The Future Trilogy. Maybe it’s my parents’ fault. It’s the first movie I remember. We saw it at the drive-in theater next to the County Sheriff’s department where my dad worked. I remember sitting on Mom’s lap with those “mom earmuffs” hands over my ears for good long stretches of [...]
A DUCK NAMED DONALD//
“You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?” -Chandler Bing He’s right? What is that about? Isaac is starting to understand the entertainment that is the television (for better or worse). This [...]
A JOKE FOR ALL TIMES//
What do an orange and a bicycle have in common? They both have a kickstand. Well… except for the orange. + That kills at parties!
AN INTERESTING VOICEMAIL
At 1:29 on July 16, 2010, I received this voicemail. The name of the caller has been edited to protect the accuser… Voicemail_071610 REALLY? +PJT
THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN IN A LONG WHILE//
You all should read JesusNeedsNewPR. Matthew Paul Turner is a gem. Hilarious, honest, thought out. It’s great. But, THIS… Is the funniest thing I have seen in a long while. You’re welcome. +PJT
